Star Alert!!
While I acknowledge that this website gets less traffic than any given side street in Santa Monica (which is where I saw this van parked), I thought it would be nice to help this guy out...
Next time you’re casting for “Limo Driver” or “Doorman #1” do yourself a favor and give Mr. De Vorse a call. He is also available as a Colin Quinn body double if the real thing gets too drunk. Of course Shawn will probably be drunk as well, but he works cheaper than Colin.
Calling all industry personnel…somehow every single one of you has missed Shawn De Vorse!
How could you fail to recognize the undiluted essence of star power? Have none of you found yourselves stuck in traffic on the Sunset Strip with this man’s head shot creating a blinding glare in your windshield—like light from heaven itself? How has this classic-featured, highly-refined thespian escaped your notice? Did you let the van that looks like it was previously owned by Ted Bundy cloud your judgment?
Next time you’re casting for “Limo Driver” or “Doorman #1” do yourself a favor and give Mr. De Vorse a call. He is also available as a Colin Quinn body double if the real thing gets too drunk. Of course Shawn will probably be drunk as well, but he works cheaper than Colin.
posted by J. Bovenizer | 6:50 PM
2 Comments:
He looks a bit like Roger Clemens,
so maybe there's a future for him there... going to steroid user parties then the real Clemens could deny that he was there.
I think we're onto something....
If these steroid user parties exist I am sure I will see flyers at the Venice Golds Gym
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